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	<title>The Internet WOW</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46935#46935</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:09:59 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=30&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Solid Nate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: The Internet WOW&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 1&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=30&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Solid Nate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: The Internet WOW&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:09:59 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metacafe.com/watch/21452/first_report_on_the_internet_cbc_prime_time_news/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; class=&quot;postlink&quot;&gt;http://www.metacafe.com/watch/21452/first_report_on_the_internet_cbc_prime_time_news/&lt;/a&gt;
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	<title>Mom of the Year!</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46930#46930</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:39:50 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=36&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DepressingSteve&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Mom of the Year!&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 0&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=36&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DepressingSteve&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Mom of the Year!&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:39:50 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/maryland.toilet.birth/index.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; class=&quot;postlink&quot;&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/maryland.toilet.birth/index.html&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Quote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, &amp;quot;Don't go in there, I just had a baby there,&amp;quot; police said.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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	<title>The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46923#46923</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:16:55 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=869&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;margapantalones&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 1&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=869&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;margapantalones&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:16:55 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/lcpqm4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://tinyurl.com/lcpqm4&lt;/a&gt;
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My favorite?  The LYSOL DOUCHE!
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	<title>Fishing like a bada$$</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46922#46922</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:35:41 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=9&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Optimus008&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Fishing like a bada$$&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 2&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=9&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Optimus008&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Fishing like a bada$$&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:35:41 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://flash.fandome.com/sportsbox.swf&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; id=&quot;videoId&quot; name=&quot;videoId&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allownetworking=&quot;all&quot; quality=&quot;high&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;300&quot; flashvars=&quot;config=http://www.fandome.com/xml/jwConfig.php?vid=113730%26width%3D400%26height%3D300&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;
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	<title>Geisha WTF (NSFW)</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46921#46921</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:04:09 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=9&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Optimus008&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Geisha WTF (NSFW)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 2&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=9&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Optimus008&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Geisha WTF (NSFW)&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:04:09 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;I don't know what to think.
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	<title>Bernie Madoff</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46911#46911</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:45:38 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=13&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;dgreen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Bernie Madoff&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 7&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=13&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;dgreen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Bernie Madoff&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:45:38 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;So. He's going to prison for 150 years and will apparently be in a facility with violent offenders. It's pretty obvious there is still some money hidden somewhere. Who wants to place wagers on how long it takes the other inmates to beat/rape that information out of him? Personally, I hope they go with rape and/or anal fisting.
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	<title>Web Site Story</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46902#46902</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:03:10 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=9&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Optimus008&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Web Site Story&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 1&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=9&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Optimus008&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Web Site Story&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:03:10 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Got to love College humor
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913584&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913584&lt;/a&gt;
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	<title>Ninja Cat vs. Bat!</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46898#46898</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:24:48 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=2&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Decipher&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Ninja Cat vs. Bat!&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 6&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=2&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Decipher&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Ninja Cat vs. Bat!&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:24:48 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7247/catcatchesbat.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;
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Takes forever to load though.
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	<title>Its funny but runs on a bit!</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46869#46869</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:34 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=30&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Solid Nate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Its funny but runs on a bit!&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 4&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=30&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Solid Nate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Its funny but runs on a bit!&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:34 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLVFSW2SCSg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; class=&quot;postlink&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLVFSW2SCSg&lt;/a&gt;
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	<title>attachments</title>
	<link>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=46856#46856</link>
<category>General</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:13:28 CDT</pubDate>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=13&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;dgreen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: attachments&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 12&lt;br /&gt;</description>
<content:encoded>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://forums.bluedistortion.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=13&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;dgreen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: attachments&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:13:28 CDT&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 12&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;why, for the love of god, can we not attach images on this message board.
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